flashbang

when a girl is sucking you off and when you cum you cum in her eyes, whilst simultaneously whacking both of her ears creating a ringing effect

me: i flashbanged that bitch
friend: that’s far out man! you know what they say though, like father like son!
me: you said it best brother!

by Yung_Eluslive February 6, 2019

Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

flashbang effect

Flashbang Effect: When you walk outside from being into a dark room and the light blinds you.

Dude I call that the flashbang effect, its fitting isn't it.

by Reaper Smiley King Gidorah May 5, 2016

flashbang

to have sex at the "speed of light." Almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.

Dude, I was so embarrassed when I flash banged her.
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!

by Pajamas Jaglimarmo November 16, 2014

Flashbang

Like a flash mob, but a public orgy.

Hey bros! You guys want to be in an all dude flashbang?

by MasterBlaster139 December 16, 2022

Flashbang

The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.

Last night I flashbanged Cindy and watched her stumble around my apartment.

by Robfull September 5, 2016

Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023