Filipe Valquaresma

a living legend, a man of many talents. born in vale de cambra, he is now establishing his personal empire throughout the world. little by little he grows in power, there are native tribes in the Caribbean who worship him as a God. a celebrity in Portugal.

-Filipe Valquaresma?

-Filipe Valquaresma

-Filipe Valquaresma

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by indoctor May 01, 2022

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Dirty Filip

A dirty Filip is not related to a dirty felipe.

When in a threesome the dick double dips from one ass to another's mouth.

Person 1: Damn, I heard that that dude did a dirty filip with those two girls
Person 2: That's insane! Lucky man.

by Morfijev objem August 19, 2021

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Filip and Monster

Two men who take eachothers dick up the ass.

Filip and Monster keep taking eachothers dick up the ass, Why do they do it in the library.

by 1234Tonk1234 May 21, 2019

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FILIP VASILE

Boy who likes ketchup too much.
His favorite word is Mister Bear and his hobby is throwing tins of fanta at people's heads. Normally he loses his job but when he doesn't work in the seat.
He's a nice guy, but don't spill the shampoo or hide tangerines.
Hobby: legoleyen

David: hey look the brushes are prepared in your bathroom.

Filip: Uncle is my shampoo!

Also Filip: but you have tomato sauce for pizza?

Nicknames: filipo vasilio donuts pesci.

Filip: my favorite thing in the world is the sausage.

David: his name is Filip Vasile! El rumano peligroso in Spanish.

by Aichan June 22, 2020

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