A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017

Kyle: farts**
Mike:AYYY I KNOW THAT FART FROM ANYWHERE, what's up Kyle, also what did I do to you stop punishing me
Mike:AYYY I KNOW THAT FART FROM ANYWHERE, what's up Kyle, also what did I do to you stop punishing me
by Oof_Llama1105 February 23, 2019

(The christchurch push)
(The christchurch push) is when you both
Spread your checks with your partner or girlfriend and fart into someone else's anus
Spread your checks with your partner or girlfriend and fart into someone else's anus
by Kiwifreaks October 22, 2019

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
