Fortnite kid

A fat, hairy, stinky, fatherless child with Cheetos crumbs on his huge belly. His controller, orange in some parts and rusted away in others from the immeasurable amount of ingested Cheetos. A kid with a crusty ah beard, like KSI's and the nose of Gargamel. Overall not someone you would want to get close to because you would faint from the smell.

Dude, that guy is such a Fortnite kid

by Dee Wok November 17, 2022

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Fortnite Kid

A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.

Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"

"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary

"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.

250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*

"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.

* they then blew up the fortnite kid*

"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary

"No worries kid" Said the swat members

by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023

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fortnite kid

a annoying person who plays fortnite and ruins the game for people (couper) they try to be funny evan tho there not they are the bain of hummanity and if you see one you should kill it.

hey look its a fortnite kid

by Wizdragon001 March 1, 2022

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