eternal virgin

A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.

Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.

by Allison January 4, 2005

Eternal Sadness

A word created by me to express Sadness that is Eternal in length. Or just a very sad and hurtful instance. Getting denied the one thing you love is also Eternally Saddening.

Dude, do you have any money I can borrow?
Sorry dude, I'm not fueling your Energy Drink addiction.
Eternal Sadness...

by WeskerWesker June 12, 2011

Eternal Tears of Sorrow

The most emo name for a symphonic death metal band. Ever.

Eternal Tears of Sorry is abbreviated as EToS.

Eternal Tears of Sorrow has a gay name, but they're good anyway.

by Shagrath May 21, 2006

eternal virgin

a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.

p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.

by yrvijwsofhn April 9, 2010

eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.

The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.

by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017

eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

by Ligachev March 3, 2017

EternalBeast

An uncommon combination of the words Eternal & Beast, at first glance it would seem as if the object/character you are describing is meant to be Eternal and a Beast, but it's actually quite the opposite, when you use the word 'EternalBeast', you are actually calling something Transient (short-lived, opposite of Eternal) and Trash (opposite of... Beast?).

'EternalBeast' dealt 36 damage with 4 hits.
Josh: "Damn 'EternalBeast', nice damage, you are living up to your name!"
EternalBeast: "Thanks Josh."

by hgalice December 25, 2020