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Ewan

Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.
Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.
by Casifo0 February 26, 2019
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Ewan

The office manager when Nik and Ben are not in the office.
Hello Ewan, you are more senior than Marc in this office.
by devey March 2, 2022
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Ewan epic wubbox

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My Singing Monsters player: I love Epic Wubbox!
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox
by singing monsters lover January 12, 2024
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Ewan

Ha what a Ewan
by chikn-pog October 7, 2021
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Ewan

Ewan is the biggest discord mod you'd ever find. He is obsessed with anime girls and sleeps with a body pillow every night.
Girl 1: Where is Ewan?
Girl 2: Collecting discord kittens again...
by Analbeedmastern January 25, 2024
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Ewan Arkley

A Ewan Arkley tends to be a ginger hard lad who has an unusual attraction to girls called Daniella.
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
Person 1: Daniella is so fiery, I think it’s cause she’s ginger
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018
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Ewan

He doesn’t even know
Ewan: what’s the answer?
Everyone else: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021
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