When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.
I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.
by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025
Get the Elk Grove Cover Upmug. Elke …saying her name makes you feel that you are connected to something deeper and more profound. She loves with her whole heart. Nothing hurts her more than to know she has caused pain in a friend. It takes her days to recover from even the most minor transgression. She is fiercely protective of her friends and family. She loves comfort and seeks it with unabashed gusto. You will often find her ensconced in fluffy sheets and cushions etc. Do not under any circumstances think that she will forget a promise - one that you made or one that she made. She will not. She remembers everything. And she loves pizza.
Elke loves eating pizza with friends amongst her fluffy cushions and super fine bedding.
That Elke sure is hard to fool.
That Elke sure is hard to fool.
by Tina Marie Louise 44 November 27, 2021
Get the Elkemug. The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.
by RyC2002 June 24, 2023
Get the horny elkmug. by Theknowitalls July 9, 2017
Get the elk countymug. by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009
Get the Elk Creekmug. Elke is the most special girl you will ever meet. She’s humble, kind, forgiving and the best therapist in town. She brings people together and will never fail to put a smile on their face, her smile can light up an entire city after dark. Her energy is golden and her gut feeling is always right, if you ever find Elke, keep her close and never let her go.
by Flowellis59 November 21, 2021
Get the Elkemug. A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.
by Bgats9 September 10, 2020
Get the Silky Elkmug.