Person A: hey are you an erdashian?
Person B: no?
Person A: well I'm looking for a child because me and my partner won't be an offical erdashian if we don't.
Person B: uh well OK?
Person B: no?
Person A: well I'm looking for a child because me and my partner won't be an offical erdashian if we don't.
Person B: uh well OK?
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Andriel: You mean Eredan?
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Farin: Yeah, that pindick retard.
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Andriel: I know right, at least we don't have to put up with the smell of catpiss.
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