from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:

mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?

son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?

mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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Egypt year

A really long amount of time. Used to show emphasis of how long it’s been since something has happened.
I haven’t seen Jane in an Egypt year. I wonder how she’s doing?
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.
by SiK juice October 24, 2017
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egypt

i am egypt

very silly guy
guy 1: i am egypt
guy 2: hi egypt
by egyptianbirdsymbol February 23, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inspired By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6>
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Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In Egypt And Pan-Asia
Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In Egypt And Pan-Asia
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pulling an Egypt

A phrase used to describe when someone claims their internet, phone, and/or TV is down and is therefore exempt from the associated responsibilities. Used in reference to the fact that no one in Egypt can access the internet, use cell phones, etc.
Teacher: Your homework is posted on my website.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.

Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.
by EgyptianCitizen February 21, 2011
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