Dylan

This boy is THICC. Peachiest butt ever.
He has the best ass you've ever seen and will literally flirt with anyone.
Dylan can make anyone laugh. You'll often see him making a whole room cry with laughter. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and stand up for his friends.

Sweetest kid ever x
Someone: Oh, he's thick as!
Me: Yeah, that's Dylan.
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a penis in the shape of a fruit, usually a banana.
Anna: omg did you see John's dylan?
Lucy: yes! it looked good enough to eat!
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Dylan absolutely Perfect, deffinately a ass man very wise big dick smart high hopes for his future he's very romantic and all over the place and will make and women or man feel limke a greek god or godess. Just will always be the right man who pretty much acts like a women likes to clean and cook for his loved ones and is VERY patient.
God damnit dylan marry me i always knew i was the man in the relationship anyway
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Best guy ever big dick everyone loves him women masturbate to the sound of his name he is a legend among his peers all women find him irresistible can find a better man than dylan especially in bed
Girl 1. Girl what happened to you last night

girl 2. Dylan was to much in bed ;)
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Huge dick knows how to treat a girl and knows how to pleasure them even better
Dylan has a huge cock
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Dylan is a pussy
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An idiot who thinks that Jack Sparrow's real name is Johnny Depot.
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