12 jelly donuts, 12 strips of bacon, 12 packs of jelly beans and 12 cans of PBR. Called a Jay's dozen bc he uses them as an enticement to get indecently large women back to his bedroom. The trap starts by getting the targeted woman (180lbs min) drunk on the 12 cans of PBR. Jay then gives them the 12 jelly donuts, practically taking them into a coma. He then lays out the 12 jelly beans in a trail to his bedroom. At which point they find 12 strips of bacon in bed. Game over.
"Yo, you see that hog doing the walk of shame from Jay's room this morning?"
"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."
"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."
by His Majesty the King November 22, 2011
Get the Jay's Dozenmug. 1.A pursuit, native to Southside black youths, the prime practioners thereof, in which each attempts to outwit the other by deriding him with a greater and more prodigious succession of epithehs
2."oneupmanship"
3.Metaphorically-any two(or more) individauls who publicly exchange epitheths or have a public(esp.ongoing) altercation(particularly as a juxtapasisiton descrbing those who have probably never in their lives been on the South Side)
2."oneupmanship"
3.Metaphorically-any two(or more) individauls who publicly exchange epitheths or have a public(esp.ongoing) altercation(particularly as a juxtapasisiton descrbing those who have probably never in their lives been on the South Side)
by Amy Allen December 27, 2004
Get the playing the dozensmug. A flexible unit of measurement ranging between 7 and 11. Originated in the long history of fishers exaggerating their catch both in size and total number caught. when someone says they caught a dozen fish without documented proof of said catch; they caught between 7 and 11.
by flytier December 28, 2015
Get the fishers dozenmug. He enjoyed the basker's dozen last night. I've never seen him happier. Getting hit with all 13 dongs at the same time.
by W8wut May 8, 2015
Get the Basker's dozenmug. The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.
If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019
Get the stoner's dozenmug. by Lanix May 1, 2015
Get the fat dozenmug. 37 of something
by Boofsmoker2001Lilpump June 23, 2022
Get the Alabama dozenmug.