Jelly Donuts

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.

"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."

by TheRoyalDirt February 9, 2009

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dognuts

Free doughnuts, still in good untouched condition, given away because they are extra and nobody else will want them or be able to eat all of them before they go bad.

"Dude, Zach and I just scored some more dognuts. The dude at Dunkin just gave them to us because he said he has to throw them away in a few hours and no one is going to buy them anyway."

by babysquirl November 15, 2012

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The act of placing both of your testicles into a womans anus during the act of copulation. When done correctly, a delightful pop will be heard when they are suddenly pulled out with a quick upward motion.

"So, I was dunkin donuts into this cheerleader the other night..."

by BigJohnnyNet October 5, 2006

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Donuts

Street slang for methadone

"Hey got any donuts?"

"Yeah son I got a whole dozen"

by Lizzy October 13, 2014

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dropping donuts

Dropping donuts is masturbating while pooping.

No mom, I'm not in here dropping donuts.

by donut dropper October 19, 2013

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Cum Filled Donuts

A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.

boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"

friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"

boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!

by A International Poon Handler February 11, 2009

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