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National Suck Dick Day

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017
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Kick dick day

Kick dick day is on the 17th October you can kick anyone’s dick on this day anytime on the 17th of October
I kicked my boyfriends dick today because it was kick dick day
by Jill the handy girl October 4, 2020
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National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12
“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate
by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019
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National suck dick day

Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out
Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl
by Timmylikesjimmy December 29, 2019
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National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.
Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."
by Billiam27 June 4, 2021
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National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019
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National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls
Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day
by Big dick johns September 3, 2019
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