deflated boner

When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it

OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner

by LalalalaYOUFAG August 2, 2009

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by pusljivac September 25, 2022

Content Deleted

A term for when your stupid shit (mainly on the platform ROBLOX) is removed, due to it being either inappropriate, violating copyrights, etc.

Person 1: "oh shit! all my favorite condo games on roblox are gone! It's all Content Deleted!"

Person 2: "good, gotta stay off of those porn games man."

by Neutral_02 April 4, 2023

delayed jinx

When one says a word or phrase 1 to 2 seconds after someone else said the word or phrase, without realizing the primary person said it; one could then call "delayed jinx".

Person 1: "Oh my gosh, it's sunny out!"
Person 2 at a 1 second delay: "Oh my gosh, it's sunny out!"
Person 1: "Delayed jinx!"

by isathotmail June 8, 2010

dilated eyes

when ur super high so ur pupil is very large and there is almost no color in ur eyes

Man, did you see her dilated eyes? she was high af!

by Highhigh December 15, 2013

when i will make a definition of good charlotte without it getting deleted before it even comes on

It better be within a week.

The losers who keep destroying my definitions better stop now.

by dref said right June 7, 2004

Delayed Reaction Man

Delayed Reaction Man is one of the best superheros ever.

...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.

Person One: *is about to be stabbed by a random stranger* Help me Delayed Reaction Man!

20 minutes later....

*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!

by Nion_lead June 10, 2008