douchebag

Anyone who does the following:

Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked.
Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it.
Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car.
Puts on, or buys a car with a fin.
Puts collar up.
Wears pooka shells.

Fix your hat douchebag!
by Douche Locator October 16, 2006
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douchebag

A person, usually a male that has no common sense or responsiblilty, and likes to make things difficultm they often go by the names corey and tyler.
The douchebag didn't even have a proper carseat.
by catdogcatdogfish June 20, 2014
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douchebag.
by Jay-May August 16, 2008
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Douchebagging

The act of knocking someone down, or waiting for one to fall asleep, and dipping a used douche repeatedly in their face. Closely related to Teabagging.
"Marc, man, you seriously have to stop douchebagging people. That's messed up, man."

"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"
by Kryzer April 27, 2007
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"Why did Britany Spears marry Mr Douchebag?"
by K.M. T. May 18, 2006
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douchebag

The office smartass at a software company that cannot say anything without some sort of insult, or someone that always says phrases such as "I went to school for 10 years to put up with this shit."
"Brian made fun of me again. What a total douchebag. I did not go to school for 10 years to put up with this shit!" said the douchebag.
by Farris March 02, 2007
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the guy who sits next to me at work
Dave is a douchebag. I want to kick him in the nuts.
by lunchbox207 January 27, 2011
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