Double-fuck No

Above and beyond "No", "Hello no" or "Hell fuck no".

Q: If the Navy didnt have shore duty, would you re-enlist?
A: Double-fuck no.

by Aegeus HING4LYFE July 29, 2004

double fish hook

A sexual act in which two middle fingers are inserted into a woman's sphincter, and then pulled apart in order to make the sphincter gape.

Because I wanted to look deep into her anal cavity, I double fished hooked my girl friend.

by ben187 May 5, 2005

double fisting

somebody who is a tank at a party and whats to get drunk fast, will go around drinking not one can but 2 one in each hand,thus creating the term double fisting

zac-man did u see giorgiD last night
friend- yea bro he was double fisting like a motherfucka
giorgiD- eyy what can i say, thats the only way to do it

by ravski August 6, 2007

Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider

when you perform this you will have reached the highest echelon of the sexual pantheon

Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...

Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...

by dirttymike69 June 6, 2011

double fist

1. When drinking, to hold one drink in either hand, usually beer cans.

2. when fingering a girl, and getting both fists in her vagina. a rare occurence, but an impressive feat if accomplished.

In Edward 40-Hands, participants double fist 40's.

Dude, lets all watch the game and double fist!

Dude, me and shandy were foolin' around last night and i double fisted that whore.

by J. Benson December 10, 2008

Double-Fist

The act of placing both fists in the vagina or anus simultaneously, or one fist in each.

See fist and jomo

When jomo was getting double fisted he cried at first, but then liked it.

by Hannahs January 29, 2005

Single-Double Fisting

When someone has 2 iolites, both in one hand, and inhales two different types of herbage at the same time.

Note: It's optimal to have both Vapes hissing synchronously.

Holy shit! That turk is Single-Double Fisting hard-core with Sour D and Alaskan Thunder Fuck at the same damn time! Woa!

by JMan69420 June 15, 2011