National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by Let’sbeorgonal69 October 15, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

on april 12th girls have a challenge to grab as many guy’s dick as they can

1;damn, did she just grab my dick
2;why?
1; oh i think it’s national grab dick day

by //-)’kcyomfhkxsinxc May 25, 2018

National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021

National Dick day

December 12th of every year is National Dick Day go grab dick

Is it national dick day because he grabbed my dick

by IAmJesusHoe December 11, 2019

National suck your boyfriends dick day

On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick

Babe can u suck my dick? Yes it’s national suck your boyfriends dick day

by Sierra cameron May 29, 2021

Destro Dick day

Destro Dick day is the 31. of December. The day you will mastrubate 31 times in one day. You will remeber this day long after it has passed.

Nibba 1: Yo, you doin Destro Dick day??

Nibba 2: Yass bich, my dick can stand 31 times.

by xX_Pussy_Slayer_92_Xx November 8, 2018

National Dick Day

National Dick Day is very important because it shows the significance of how dicks can be very scary and that they just look funny.

Person 1: “Hey today is National Dick Day?”

Person 2: “Oh really? Nice, well, Happy Dick Day”🍆🍆🍆

by nationaldickday official maker July 15, 2021