Desmond Doolan

Hmm, I like pizza gay

Desmond Doolan

by bcfnckj June 17, 2018

Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.

Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond

by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019

Desmond

A FAT FUCKING N****R THAT SMELLS AND IS FUCKING FAT

That guy is suuuuuch a desmond.

by pussylover November 11, 2020

demien desmond

likes anya forger.

demien desmond likes anya but denies it
demien has a crush on anya

by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022

Desmond

A shy guy at first but as you know him more he will be the best person you have ever met! A great lover with the warmest hug. Respects and loves the women in his life the most. A very suitable partner for a hyper/crazy girl as he understands and adjusts accordingly.

“only Desmond can handle eleshia

by august9th November 21, 2023

desmond clark

Hes a sexy ass machine. Smashesh girls on the regular and gets money.

desmond clark is so damn sexy and I wish I could be like him.

by iiDez June 28, 2017