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DeppJaVu:

The little feeling you get when you think you have possibly seen Johnny Depp wearing that shirt somewhere else before... or the art of knowing what he will say or do next in a movie.
I had a deppjavu today
by idzy April 8, 2005
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Kitty Deposits

1. The substance comprised of lotion, spit, and semen which can be found near a computer keyboard as a result of rapid masturbation. After being left for an extended period of time, they become kitty deposits as whoever left them there blame animals as the cause of the mess.

2. Basement lurker masturbation
Matthew neglected to clean up after he masturbated, leaving the lotion and semen all over the keyboard. His excuse was "the kitties must have left that there, those are kitty deposits."

Goddamit, have a little shame!
by whatlifesmadeof December 5, 2009
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Deppsexual

Being attracted to Johnny Depp. Usually a severe case in which you’d leave any sexuality just to be with Johnny Depp.
Boyfriend: “I’m sorry but I have officially came out as Deppsexual. I am willing to leave you for Johnny Depp.”
by Kittycatluvu123 April 19, 2019
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deppfinition

the explaination of a word that is related to Johnny Depp
the deppfinition of deppologist is located at Urban Dictionary
by idzy April 8, 2005
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depplings

Tyler, do you want to have man-babies with Johnny Depp?

Yes I would enjoy some depplings.
by Bethany Christians February 25, 2008
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deppenfreude

Taking pleasure in the stupidity or ignorance of others.

A derivative of schadenfreude, from German Depp (dimwit) + Freude (joy). A particularly powerful emotion when the cause of your deppenfreude is berating others for not agreeing with them.
I can't stop watching Intelligent Design videos on youtube, I think I'm addicted to deppenfreude.

I haven't been getting my mainstream media deppenfreude fix since Sarah Palin left the spotlight.
by askpete December 21, 2009
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Deposit Rape

Deposit Rape occurs when a fuckhead slumlord usurps your deposit for no good reason (i.e. claiming you broke shit she/he should have fixed before you moved in).
Why bother cleaning the rug and spackeling the holes in the walls before moving out? My tightass landlady is for sure going to deposit rape me.
by suiolo April 25, 2011
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