time crisis

A kick-ass light gun title from Namco.

Unlike in other shooting games, instead of shooting outside of the screen to relead, one must release a pedal that they must step on when attacking. When the pedal is released, the player cannot fire, nor can he take damage.

The first Time Crisis title was great, but Time Crisis 2 and 3 disgraced the name due to the fact that they use a points-based scoring system, as opposed to the first Time Crisis's time-based scoring system.
Ninjas in the Time Crisis series are very, very annoying.
by dj gs68 August 24, 2003
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Midnight crisis

When you wake up realizing your guts are on fire and you need to use the bathroom but the only bathroom in the house is locked so you either poop yourself or break into a neighbor’s house to drop your bomb
Sorry about the window joe but a midnight crisis is a midnight crisis
by The man on top the van November 15, 2018
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desert crisis

A mod for Half Life set in the future with a bajillion features like custom head selections, stunts and dynamic objectives. Much better than the inferior game of "counter strike" which is populated by 9th graders singled out for their bedwetting problems.
<Elmo85> Hey let's go play some Desert Crisis!
<bendystraw> Right on, dude!
<penisbutt> NO LETS PLAY COUNTAR STRIEK!!
*** penisbutt was kicked by Elmo85 (NO!)
by JYD September 15, 2003
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Jesus crisis

A derogatory comment about a christian who is struggling to reconcile their faith with the science.
In the face of actual proof of evolution Jimmy was having a severe Jesus Crisis. Good thing his faith doesn't require any real proof.
by JRLewis September 25, 2011
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bubblegum crisis

Tope anime girls in super suits wohoo
bubblegum crisis 2033
by Nene Remenova August 21, 2003
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gay crisis

An alternative to “gay panic” which is sometimes used by queer people to describe when they see a cute person that they want to talk to, but don’t at the same time. Gay panic is also a term used by homophobes to get a lighter sentence with hate crimes, claiming that they were afraid that the gay/trans person would harm them. It is better to use Gay Crisis as it is not a term used by homophobes to excuse themselves from hate crimes
That guy over there is so cute! I’m having a gay crisis!
by DatTransBiGuy June 19, 2023
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Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.
'she ruined my holiday!'
'don't worry about it Richard, she just had an existential crisis'
by BigNose395 November 19, 2019
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