Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.

Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!

by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019

Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

Cream Cheese Energy

Someone's energy that's giving off white vibes, but comes out sassy.

The soccer mom had cream cheese energy when talking to the manager.

by Whiskerandough August 26, 2018