holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
by Saevi June 17, 2023
When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 November 16, 2017
by emily :~) November 05, 2020
Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before
Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before
Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
by Dadude2020 December 06, 2021
by Mobsiboy June 20, 2023