Cosmic Penis

Blue Origin

Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.

by YAWA July 23, 2021

cosmic bear

A amazing creature that wanders the cosmos and makes YouTube videos.

The cosmic bear has just landed on the moon.

by thomas 4 train March 08, 2016

cosmic fiesta

When you send your rocket to Uranus, then helicopter the juices at her, giving her a 'Milky Way', then beating it on her ass til you burst like a pinata, all while wearing a sombrero.

I gave that bitch a cosmic fiesta last night, she really enjoyed herself.

by MetalReaper April 25, 2015

cosmic oose

Universe dust to which we all return upon our demise (scots)

after we die we all become cosmic oose

by Mr manana December 01, 2015

Cosmic Slut

An insult to the meme community.

Our son is a cosmic slut.

by Gayfaggot9898 July 04, 2018

cosmic right

To perform any act of a positive nature that will either negate a previous transgression or amount to future good fortune; Righting a wrong to bring balance back into the universe.

I totally cosmic righted myself when I paid my ex the $500 I owned from 3 years ago that she forgot about.

Jake picked up a cosmic right by shoveling his elderly neighbors' driveway after the blizzard.

by Steyer January 31, 2008

Cosmic Brownie

Clearly a cosmic brownie is a pot brownie that makes you so high that your flying through the cosmos. Hence the term (cosmic brownie)

"Woah, mann you gotta try one of these cosmic brownies. They're out of this worlllllld!"

by Daysthenamielover September 14, 2017