cosmic fiesta

When you send your rocket to Uranus, then helicopter the juices at her, giving her a 'Milky Way', then beating it on her ass til you burst like a pinata, all while wearing a sombrero.

I gave that bitch a cosmic fiesta last night, she really enjoyed herself.

by MetalReaper April 25, 2015

Cosmic Slut

An insult to the meme community.

Our son is a cosmic slut.

by Gayfaggot9898 July 3, 2018

Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).

"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"

by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 15, 2016

Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.

Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.

by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019

cosmic wank

The process of masturbation when high

“I had a cosmic wank last night’”

by Claret123 November 25, 2017

Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.

Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?

by benzanato December 14, 2010

Cosmic Brownie

Clearly a cosmic brownie is a pot brownie that makes you so high that your flying through the cosmos. Hence the term (cosmic brownie)

"Woah, mann you gotta try one of these cosmic brownies. They're out of this worlllllld!"

by Daysthenamielover September 13, 2017