concrete enema

1. An Enema but with concrete

I heard Jerry gave himself a concrete enema and had to go the hospital

by PM_ME_XBOX_CARDS June 20, 2017

Concrete Mustard

Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out

Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard

Fuck hes just like concrete mustard

I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard

by biggay101 April 18, 2019

concrete breaker

my mate Mickey's vibrator. Capable of disrupting tv reception for 100 feet. May come in hand if your house is accidentally buried in concrete and you need to go to the corner shop for a slab of miller.

Mickey "Fancy a bit tonight darlin"
Female "Maybe"
Mickey "Good cos ive charged the batteries for the concrete breaker"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018

concrete multch

the tobacco from inside of a blunt dumped on the parking lot of the store it was bought from

go sweep the concrete mlutch

by h2o024 September 7, 2005

fucking concrete

Something you would say out of the blue to make someone laugh, or to say if something is solid.

I love fucking concrete.

by nivek102305 December 25, 2021

Concrete Drinker

Someone who is stupid

Brody is so dumb, what a concrete drinker.

by Crabeater November 20, 2022