company shutdown

When your company shuts down for holiday break and you use that time away to talk shit about the coworkers on your team.. work group chats should have zero activity from charger & Giants fans, and all women.

Yo Randy, since our company shutdown is this week, we should sync back up in a few weeks once I get used to not hearing from the team!

by Patriot BDC -BDP April 5, 2016

The Company Smile

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.

Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile”

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

brain company

when one is receiving fellatio and a second fellator joined, they are said to be keeping each other in 'brain company'

Dude, Tonya was just watching the whole time, until her and Andrea formed The Brain Company

by definitelynotrussell January 17, 2017

Company Man

the opposite of an entrepreneur. Someone who prefers the 'punching a time clock' approach to work.

There's a great scene in True Detective where Rust Kohle calls out the detective for being a company man.

by TheExpatreneur December 27, 2014

acquisitional company

Noun, a fictious company presented by a person attempting to impress you with their false "entrepreurshit"

" I am not able to wait for my vehicle to be serviced..I am very busy, I own an acquisitional company."

by Steve Shelton May 6, 2008

company dumpany

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.

by beerman0531 November 6, 2015

Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house

Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie

by The Real Koryodang March 25, 2011