The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011
Get the Cleveland Stanley Steamer mug.The sexual act of defecating on your partner's upper lip to appear like the mustache of Cleveland brown from tv show family guy.
Once the brown caterpillar has slithered onto your partner's mustache area, look back at the and say "that's just nasty"
Once the brown caterpillar has slithered onto your partner's mustache area, look back at the and say "that's just nasty"
Joe "Dude, I totally gave Dylan's mom a Cleveland Brown Steamer last night."
Tyler "That's just nasty"
Tyler "That's just nasty"
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Get the southern cleveland eagle steamer mug.The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
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"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"
by montez May 8, 2003
Get the cleaveland steamer mug.I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.
I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.
by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004
Get the Cleaveland steamer mug.Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.
After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.
by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003
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