by GamingPlus August 24, 2016
The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.
by hardcoreconservative69 March 07, 2011
Interrogator: "Who do you claim?"
Subject: "I claim the (insert gang name here)
Interrogator: "bro you be sicon the wrong turf
gunfire sirens
Candlelight service
Lamentations and salutations
Subject: "I claim the (insert gang name here)
Interrogator: "bro you be sicon the wrong turf
gunfire sirens
Candlelight service
Lamentations and salutations
by Friendly Fuzz January 09, 2010
Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to obtain a warranty repair or replacement to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash exchange, white trash rebate, white trash refund, white trash regifting, etc.
Cletus, fearing that his high-dollar videocam would fail once the 5-year extended warranty period expired, obtained a full-value replacement with a well-crafted white trash warranty claim, after correctly surmising that 10 seconds in the microwave effectively simulated a covered lightning strike and/or electrical surge.
by texlex61 January 29, 2009
If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
by mung69 November 09, 2011
Where you celebrate your boyfriend/girlfriend and claim them to be your one and only and are loyal 24/7
Hey David go claim your girl and give her a hug and give her your hoodie or something today is national claim your bae day
by Thegirlwhomakesdefintions October 14, 2019
Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"
random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008