Cincinnati Necktie

A synonym for Cincinnati Bowtie -- an upside-down titty fuck. The penis rests vertically between the breasts and points towards the abdomen, recalling the shape of a dapper cravat. The positioning of the shaft makes "necktie" a more accurate term than "bowtie."

Jenny wanted to dress like Avril Lavigne, so I told her I'd give her a Cincinnati Necktie.

by Professor Chocolate September 27, 2005

Cincinnati Sunrise

When a guy wakes up his female counterpart by repeatedly pulling his morning wood back to his belly button and hitting her in the face with it.

Jessica was oversleeping, until I gave her a Cincinnati Sunrise.

by Donnie Baseball October 9, 2006

Cincinnati Juicebox

Pissing in someones ass and sucking it out with a straw.

It was a hot day and she could not find anything to drink, so she settled for a cincinnati juicebox.

He drinks the cincinnati juicebox for the taste.

by b1ll August 7, 2006

Backwards Cincinnati

When your significant other uses a strap-on to fiercely penetrate your asshole with no lube, break, or conditions! Also known as the Steve Army special!

Hey babe, you look like you could use a break. Well to fucking bad! It's time for the good ol backwards Cincinnati!

by Mike of diamonds! November 5, 2020

Cincinnati slobber

When your dog eats his own poop, smears it on his mouth, then licks his owner on his face.

My dog ate some shit in the yard, got it all over his mouth, then gave me a big Cincinnati slobber.

by seanicus June 11, 2019

Cincinnati bagel

A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.

I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.

by Nasty_nati_daddy October 24, 2020

Cincinnati volcano

When you take a dump on an airplane toilet that is so big you gotta get up and take a look. In that moment of excitement, you forget to put the seat down and hit the flush button. The vacuum toilet sprays excrement all over you and the bathroom.

Hey Greg, did you pack an extra shirt in your carry-on? I just had a Cincinnati volcano in the bathroom.

by Tbutter November 7, 2015