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Chopsticking

When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.
My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.
by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021
mugGet the Chopstickingmug.

Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"
Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.
by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018
mugGet the Floppy Chopstickmug.

Asian-chopsticks

A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021
mugGet the Asian-chopsticksmug.

chopstick religion

the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life
“the chopstick religion is more of a cult then a religion..”
by 😌🥢 November 19, 2019
mugGet the chopstick religionmug.

chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+
Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK
by garryh March 12, 2021
mugGet the chopstickmug.

bundle of chopsticks

A homo sexual from an Asian country, a dorogotorary slur, very racist term.
Listen her you bundle of chopsticks i want my spring rolls crispy!
by Attilath3bum October 13, 2022
mugGet the bundle of chopsticksmug.

Ghetto chopsticks

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!
by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018
mugGet the Ghetto chopsticksmug.

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