chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021

Asian-chopsticks

A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains

Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex

by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021

chopstick religion

the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life

“the chopstick religion is more of a cult then a religion..”

by 😌🥢 November 19, 2019

Chopstick choking

Love

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.

by Wonky Face October 28, 2017

ChopStick

A small, unathletic, particularly skinny male.

boy, look at Aiden, what a chopstick!

by bigboy300303 May 23, 2024

Chopstick Lesbian

A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.

oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)

by chopstickx July 6, 2022

Chopstick

Sexy man with a beautiful face and vilimpcious lips. He’s going to marry brown hair girl from iraq. Anyone who is friends w him is so lucky

Wow that man is such a chopstick

by Choppywoppyxx December 23, 2022