Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK
by garryh March 12, 2021

A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021

the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life
by 😌🥢 November 19, 2019

by bigboy300303 May 23, 2024

A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
by chopstickx July 6, 2022

Sexy man with a beautiful face and vilimpcious lips. He’s going to marry brown hair girl from iraq. Anyone who is friends w him is so lucky
by Choppywoppyxx December 23, 2022
