Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult
Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!
Person 2: why what do you mean?!
Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact
Person 2: bro im so scared right now
Person 2: why what do you mean?!
Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact
Person 2: bro im so scared right now
by Kauriki-toa January 24, 2023
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by Hoopin doctor February 12, 2022
Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.
by Phd in Sexology May 04, 2021
A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
by Zypha The Creator May 08, 2021
A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.
by coolmama7668292 March 03, 2022
Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
by BE3FY February 09, 2010