COL

Col is an abbreviation of: Crying Out Loud, derived from laughing out loud. Mostly used to show emotions of distress in a text conversation.

"Man I'm so sad lol"
"Don't you mean col?"
"Yeah sorry thanks bruv"

by Storming March 26, 2019

Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.

Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.

by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018

COL

Chortle Out Loud

“One time I smelled cotton candy and got really excited but when I turned around the corner it was just some prepubescent fuck smoking a flash drive and I finally felt the same level of disappointment my parents felt on my birth”

“COL”

by whorenwithlauren December 2, 2018

COL

Crying out loud. The same as LOL, but sad.

My grandma just died. COL

by Eldar O June 6, 2021

col

crying out loud

Im your boss for col! (Crying out loud)

by GeometrydashBoy12 June 24, 2025

col, aige, cage, sage and paige

1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness

2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination

Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.

by mth91 November 25, 2007

COL

A slang for 'Crying Out Loud', similar to LOL. My friend made this, so I guess credit to him?

Kid: My mom just died in a car accident! Im so sad!
Another kid: COL

by PugzMakezWordz November 19, 2020