Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

by will bitten September 18, 2016

Ruler clip

An extended clip on on a gun (specifically a pistol) that is 12 inches long.

“Just bought a Glock, with a ruler clip.”

by Dillpill657 November 11, 2020

Clip Jazz

It means bullshit... When something doesn't seem right you say what is up with this clip jazz!

My man ryan was stalling on getting my pot , i said what's up with this clip jazz.

by @Frankiedavis222 September 23, 2017

Jesus clip

A retaining ring sometimes called a spring clip, cerclip, c-clip or e-clip. Used to retain pins, gears, bearings, and other mechanical devices. Often referred to as a Jesus clip, because they inevitably fly over your shoulder leading to the exclamation "Jesus, where did it go?"

Be careful with that Jesus clip, when it goes flying, only God knows where it comes back down.

by BigATB November 30, 2018

clip the jib

Giving the sheets a stiff shake to clear out the fart.

Ohhhh don't want that to soak in, better clip the jib.

by tom bat December 08, 2020

magazine clip

The most advanced and powerful way yet to store ammunition in a firearm. The only system currently using it is the state of the art Ghost Gun(c) (exclusively found in California) wich is invisible to metal detectors and has ability to disperse with the 30 cal magazine clip in half a second. This gives it an effective fire-rate of 3600 rounds per minute, only surpassed by the Gatling-family of machine-guns.

"This is a Ghost Gun(c). It has ability with a 30-caliber magazine clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second.” - California State Senator Kevin de Leon.

by Dakka-Mek February 18, 2014

Tip Clip

the act of taking video of a dick, particularly the tip.

Friend 1: Did you see Brad's Tip Clip?
Friend 2: Yeah his dick was small as fuck

by YaBoiBrendan October 08, 2019