sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3

Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!

by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021

chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021

Ghetto chopsticks

To poke fingers in someone’s eyes

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!

by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

bundle of chopsticks

A homo sexual from an Asian country, a dorogotorary slur, very racist term.

Listen her you bundle of chopsticks i want my spring rolls crispy!

by Attilath3bum October 13, 2022

Chopsticking

Grabbing a twink/chink/asian slut and moving their legs upside down like chopsticks until they get tired, throw up/shit/squirt and you eat it like ramen

Buttfucker: Yo why u covered in smegma?

Me: Me and my aunt just finished a chopsticking sesh

by Niggabob321 October 8, 2025

Mr. Chopsticks

An individual from Scotland with white hair.

LOL get a load of Mr. Chopsticks over there!

OK, Mr. Chopsticks.

by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022

Chopstick choking

Love

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.

by Wonky Face October 28, 2017