cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.
by Dodger of Zion November 16, 2010
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cactus dance

Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons.

A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth.

While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
a) "Mary, your son is doing the cactus dance again..."

b) "Beware, I know the cactus dance."

c) Zach: "Darren, I really don't think its working."
Darren: "Just give me a another hour, we'll be having beers with Nosferatu in no time."
*WHACK*
by Mungman November 22, 2007
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Sitting on the cactus

When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).
I sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. OR I was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.
by S.O.K March 07, 2009
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cactus nuts

When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.
Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?
Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!
by benzo11 November 14, 2006
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Panty Cactus

When pubic hair reaches a thickness and length so that it pokes through the material of underwear, obviously more apparent in females.

Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.
I hooked up with Jenny on the weekend, but dude you shoulda seen the panty cactus! I told her to shave then come back.
by Faff October 12, 2007
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Cactus Juice

1) The juice of a cactus that is quenching.

2) It will cause hallucinations.
1) TRY CACTUS JUICE, IT'LL QUENCH YA.

NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.

IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.

2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?
by daviscd December 16, 2009
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Cactus Subtweet

On Twitter a subtweet that gets Direct Messaged to you so you know it is about you.
Julia cactus subtweeted me today, i know because she DM'd it to me.

These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand
by ZiggitZaggle October 16, 2021
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