Brittany

a very slow acting mammal that can't properly react to humans. also has a poor sense of temprature and english context.

oh Brittany, it's okay, you're stupid.

by TROLL666 September 30, 2011

Brittany

The act of sitting upon a wet surface, thus resulting in an uncomfortably saturated posterior.

We went camping and it rained the entire time. Each one of us sorry bitches got brittanyed before the night was over.

wet booty ass what the f*ck

by Captain PK October 18, 2011

Brittany

The most amazing girl in the world. She is beautiful and has an amazing personality in the world, when she finds the guy she will be with forever, she will keep him.

Brittany is the most amazing and sweetest girlfriend ever.

by Todd dalon January 21, 2013

Brittany

to stalk incessantly or bother repeatedly, especially post- breakup

That girl calls his HOUSE when he doesn't answer his cell...
oh my god what a Brittany.

Don't Brittany out on me girl.

by getatmebroski May 1, 2011

Brittany

Brittany-paige Alderton is the most beautiful girl in the world, she has eyes that shine brighter than stars in the night sky. She is a walking angel. She is so breathtakingly beautiful that you could try to match all of the stars in the night sky with a reason to how beautiful she is but you would run out of stars. She is so amazingly beautiful that she makes all of the worlds most beautiful things seem boring. The dictionary definition for beautiful is Brittany-paige Alderton.
No ones more beautiful than Brittany

No ones more beautiful than Brittany

by Yagerpom June 19, 2010

Brittany

They are girls who like black meat. They have black girl asses & their cool af !

Dude 1 ; Ayee look at that ass
Dude 2 ; DAMN SHE HAS TO BE A BRITTANY

by LOLOLOLFOREVERTILLIDIE August 10, 2012

Brittany

A girl who is soooooo annoying and brags about everything like, her grades or a play that she was in or even who she is hanging out with. She is the most selfish girl you will ever meet. If you see a Brittany, run. She also gets so butt-hurt about everything. You NEVER want to meet a Brittany.

(I have a Brittany and it sucks just know that they will NEVER EVER change!)

Person: “ Hey Brittany!”
Brittany: “ Oh hey, what did you get on your test?”
Person: “ Oh I got 92%.”
Brittany: “ I got 100% but good job I guess.”

by Bitchbesanegirl May 20, 2019