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Bowser

A turtle with spikes on its back from the MARIO franchise he is a very evil turtle as he likes grabbing people and dipping them in lava so their legs can fall off.
OH NO BOWSER HAS GOT ME! WAIT A MINUTE I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS HE BURNED THEM OF AND THEN ATE ME! (Noises....) MARIO TO THE RESCUE (Mario dies)
by Mr.Alpha1 January 12, 2017
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Bowser Moment

A discord server owner who gets easily frustrated, refuses to add what people want to the server, and holds grudges.
“The owner banned someone cause they insulted his mother, this is totally a Bowser moment.”
by Thugly do the thug shak- August 20, 2023
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Bowser Oil

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?

Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
by JowlMaster April 17, 2023
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Bowser

Bowser is a turtle rapist
by DingusDongus17 March 26, 2022
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Shadow Bowser

A gay Marine who likes to play Warframe and have a fetish with furries
Shadow Bowser used flame attack.
by Mariokart123 February 11, 2018
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Bowser special

When you stick your Harry Potter so far down her throat it burns the hairs on your Harry Potter with stomach acid
by Nobin Lahoie September 1, 2016
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Bowser

Great, mighty king of guys who talk to posters.
"Lord Bowser, remember your blood pressure!"
by OddHappenings December 5, 2019
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