A turtle with spikes on its back from the MARIO franchise he is a very evil turtle as he likes grabbing people and dipping them in lava so their legs can fall off.
OH NO BOWSER HAS GOT ME! WAIT A MINUTE I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS HE BURNED THEM OF AND THEN ATE ME! (Noises....) MARIO TO THE RESCUE (Mario dies)
by Mr.Alpha1 January 12, 2017

A discord server owner who gets easily frustrated, refuses to add what people want to the server, and holds grudges.
by Thugly do the thug shak- August 20, 2023

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

by Mariokart123 February 11, 2018

When you stick your Harry Potter so far down her throat it burns the hairs on your Harry Potter with stomach acid
by Nobin Lahoie September 1, 2016

by OddHappenings December 5, 2019
