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porn black hole

In the early days of the internet when pop-up porn ads burst onto the screen so fast that you could not go back a page fast enough, thus getting caught in the porn black hole.
Man, I was at my parents house doing some porn surfing when I got caught in a porn black hole.
by WhatsUpper August 24, 2010
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Troll Black hole

When somehow you collapse upon yourself while in debate with a troll. Not realizing you have been trolled until you have fallen victim.
Troll alternate account "okay guys the state of california is actually going to outlaw obesity, we must stand and fight!!"

You "That could never happen, its a violation of our civil rights and what it means to be an american!"

Troll "Whos to say whats american you god damn liberal!"

You "Im not a liberal asshole. I dont even vote or really care!"

Troll "lol"

You "oh fuck me! Troll black hole"
by Troll Stopper September 22, 2011
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Black Hole Thought

A Negative thought that can feel like it’s consuming your mind. Putting your head into a black hole where all thoughts go to make you feel worse.
I can’t live with these black hole thoughts, they’re eating me alive.
by wormsrule March 16, 2020
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Black Hole Sun

The shape the lighter makes when you burn heroin on a spoon. It's a yellow ring with a black center. Like a "Black hole sun".
Guy 1: Hey have you seen that black hole sun?
Guy 2: Yeah man I have just what you need.
or some such bullshit
by Mau5Trapp5 August 21, 2013
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Banter Black Hole

Someone who not only does not add to any nascent banter, but, whenever they are around, the banter disappears due to their incredible density and the unbelievable absence of their banter. Often shortened to B.B.H.
He's a complete B.B.H. Banter Black Hole
by banterousness September 23, 2011
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Black Hole Bong

A Black Hole Bong is when you mix a Time Bomb with a Gravity Bong. It is the merger of stoner space and time. The act of ripping a Black Hole is called "entering the event horizon" and it will get you interstellarly blazed.
Alright boys, let's rip this Black Hole Bong. I'm ready to enter the event horizon!
by willy_j1997 November 29, 2019
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Black Hole Party

When a group of men engage in anonymous sexual activity in a dark room wearing masks to hide their identities:
Joey’s hand gun went missing from his house. He had another one of those fucking Black Hole Party!
by Dayne O. August 24, 2019
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