shitty bitch slap

When you shit in your hand and you slap a bitch in the face!

"shut your damn mouth or I'll give you the shitty bitch slap"

by LWJL January 19, 2008

Scandinavian Bitch Slap

The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.

This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.

Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.

Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?

Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!

by humorousabortionhahafaggot November 18, 2011

Bitch-Slap The Theremin

Euphemism for masturbation.

Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...

by ham cannon November 18, 2003

bitch slap that ho

To Bitch Slap That Ho!

I Bitch Slapped that Ho!

by Squeo January 18, 2003

Financial bitch slap

When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.

All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.

That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.

by The_fiscal_patriot December 22, 2020

Siberian Bitch Slap

Siberian Bitch Slap (v) Is where you strike your hand in a backwards motion across a person (usually a prostitute of your own) in temperatures under 5 degrees Fahrenheit.

"Bruh, Nancy got me so pissed last night when we we're out making her rounds I had to hit her with the Siberian Bitch Slap." "Dude that's just cold." "That's the point..."

by Schutze October 14, 2016

Hitch-Bitch Slap

To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".

He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.

by Ken Overton January 10, 2009