bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

by Bonkering December 2, 2014

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

late night binger

A person that binges on food very late at night because they either weren't hungry during the day or just enjoy stuffing themselves at nighttime because they've found that food does, indeed, taste better after midnight.

Everything does taste better after midnight...that's why I'm a proud late night binger!!

by granola_chick December 24, 2008

binger's remorse

The empty feeling you get when you finish a show that you've been binge-watching, where you realize that either you have caught up and now have to wait for new episodes, or that there is no more left of what you were watching.

"I watched all five seasons of The Wire in two weeks, but then got binger's remorse.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

by ClayDavis November 28, 2011

Bonkering Mad

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.

Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014

Bicker-bonbobo

A person who displays 8 or more of the following 12 characteristics:

- selfishness

- violence

- sexual deviance

- arrogance

- schadenfreude

- manipulation

- no regard for the rules

- smart-arsery

- dishonesty

- cowardliness

- rampant use of profanity

- ignorance

'Zia, stop being a Bicker-bonbobo!'

'God, she's such a Bicker-bonbono don't ya think?'

by Joanna Kingston April 11, 2019

Bingering the witness

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.

Objection your honor, bingering the witness.

by mikkedj November 12, 2021