rusty bagpipe

when getting a blow job, she plays with your balls. she sticks her finger in your ass and you fart and cum at the same time.

My ex gave me a rusty bagpipe for my birthday, so i crapped on her hand.

by leetx86 August 28, 2007

hairy bagpipes

The word hairy bagpipes derives from the other phrase "skin flute." The definition refers to the male genitals as musical instruments.

Tom Agen is amazing at playing the hairy bagpipes.

by Tony Guido January 03, 2004

Devil's Bagpipe

Blowing a guy while he has a dump rearing out of his rectum...You push the breaching dump back in with your thumb, or for experienced piper's, a toe. Then the male will produce a low bellowing sound. This is the devil's bagpipe.

"Yo, dude, did you get a B.J. from that chick?"

"Nah, man...even better...she was blowin' my rod and then I felt a turtle head pokin out and she pushed it in with her thumb...I made this weird whale-ish kind of sound...I had heard legends of the devil's bagpipe, but never experienced it. It was so awesome!"

"Man, I want a devil's bagpipe!"

by Where's my dad? May 20, 2009

sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 30, 2023

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of having ones balls, stuffed into another’s asshole. While masturbatting and then having their ball shat back onto them at the moment of ejaculation.

I’m so fucked up, the only way I can an erection is to have rusty bagpipes.

by Brayden Swan “998” January 18, 2019

Bangladesh bagpipes

Breaking wind loudly after a heavy night of curry, onion bhajis and Guinness.

"Dear god's, that smells evil! Who's been playing the Bangladesh Bagpipes?"

by Pagan and proud! January 17, 2023

Scottish bagpipe

The act of connecting one's rectum to another's usually performed with a cylindrical tube or rod to help regulate internal body temperatures by sharing flatulence. The bagpipe definition was derived a Scotsman the that had climbed Mount Everest and survived using his quick wits bagpipe and young squire.

Did you hear Rodger and Mick Finney had to play the Scottish bagpipe to escape the avalanche?!

Also accepted the abbreviation of the term "The pipes"

Jesus Johnny if it gets any colder out here we're going to have to play the pipes.

by 2ub0 November 05, 2019