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by Tony ramone June 29, 2005
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Backsterbation

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.
Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.
by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011
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Sadie Blackstad

Slang in southern and central Minnesota for an attractive blonde hair, blue eye, girl studying Political Science. Many "Sadie Blackstads" are interested in becoming future politicians, whether senator, representative, or maybe even president. They are goal-oriented people, in their careers and personal lives.
Student #1: Did you see the Sadie Blackstad in the front row?
Student #2: Duh! I've been eyeing her since the start of lecture! I wouldn't mind letting her govern my nation! ;)
by Jake R. S. January 8, 2011
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Italian Backstache

A rare medical condition in which the sufferer's back is engulfed in a thick, black, musky muff of hair. Usually those afflicted happen to be extremely short and tend to remain virgins well into their forty's. Sometimes affects the torso and genitals, in these cases the condition is referred to as an "Italian Bodystache".
When Tom removed his shirt revealing his Italian Backstache at the community pool, Jefferson grabbed his son and ran fearing a grizzly attack.

Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."
by Jay Beee January 24, 2014
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Backstab

Someone who can't handle their own immaturity so they make lies about their friends and then deny that they ever did anything to hurt them.
Person 1: Let's be friends
Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: I'm going to tell you my feelings okay?
Person 2: Okay!

(After a while)
Person 2: what a drama queen! (Said to others) (As they read the persons messages)

Person 1 to different person: They totally backstabbed me! I sent those messages in confidence!
by jldd June 26, 2014
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backstreet dentist

a sadistic parasite; a malevolent and disreputable person
He befriended a backstreet dentist, who lifted all his stash, fornicated with his girlfriend, and then telephoned him collect to bum a ride from her house.
by Kyle of Kent October 3, 2006
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Backstage Betty

A woman(hopefully) usually invited backstage by members of a band who mainly are just looking to sleep with her.
Hey Billy it's been a pretty lonely tour so far. How bout we round up some backstage bettys?
by Bsmithh June 29, 2006
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