Biffed

So this is a type of person also knows as a lagmonster that lags severely on all games

John: I’m lagging like a biffed
Peter: I know fix your internet you biffed or we have no chance of getting the victory royales.

by Lagmonster6969 November 28, 2018

BIF

Acronym for "Bone Idle Fuck". Used to describe a lazy person

"Stop acting like a BIF"

by Thatonedicksucker August 15, 2020

bif slam

A fetish that involves having a large woman drop her bif on you as an act of foreplay

"Oh, you like that? How heavy is it? You like it when I bif slam you, don't you?"

by meek105 July 5, 2012

BIF

Acronym for Boobs In the Face.

Later on Saturday, went to a guys bachelor party. We rented out a small bar, lots of backroom BIF from 2 working girls.

by Hunter Ryan July 20, 2009

BIF

"Before I forget". Telling someone something before you get distracted again and forget about it completely.

BIF, can you please start the rice cooker before I come home.

BIF, please hang up the laundry.

by lildumpling November 2, 2021

Bif

Alright listen up chum or I’ll bend you latitudinal and vertically

Mate I will send you bifing

by Ello stiffie October 3, 2020

Bif

A cooler and easier way of saying the abbreviation for boyfriend instead of BF, usually used in a homosexual relationship

“You what are you doing”
“Hold on, I’m on the phone with the Bif

by Beaireglov July 17, 2019