St. Augustine Suprise

When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.

Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.

by heatherolson June 14, 2019

Augustyne

A mildly attractive, yet extremely flatulent brunette. Every year during the Super Bowl, her and her husband engage in a rusty trombone and a donkey punch beforehand for good measure. Is extremely OCD, and makes sure that all evidence of aforementioned trombones and donkey punches are cleaned up before kickoff.

Dude, the game is on. Don't be an Augustyne.

by Karl Marxist87 February 3, 2013

Auguste

Franis waifu;)

Auguste mami ♡

by Augustesmami August 25, 2017

Auguston

A perfectionist who gives you a vague description of a task and then proceeds to tell you how wrong you did at said task.

Mr. Auguston got mad at me because I didn't change the font color.

by That guy from Boston June 10, 2018

Augustine

Often comes across as a 'simp'

"That nigga an Augustine, bro"

by CockNTaters January 31, 2020

Auguste Jones

The greatest guy of all times, he is blond born in New York he is French amazing in sports, great cook,
Basically he is the best person in the whole universe.
I Love Auguste.

Auguste Jones is the greatest.
Yeah I know right.

by Namereview 101 October 9, 2020

Augustienian

A good boy and a well nurtured boy. They are always humble and caring. They respect adults better than a botwe boy

An Augustienian boy is respected in society

by antipe April 5, 2021