I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.
Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA
Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA
by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022
one of my favorite things on this planet earth he is very caring and deserves a lot more but good things, best person that i could ever ask for i love aspen
i love aspen <33
by seoksaiki June 17, 2021
by Themed parties March 2, 2016
An overrated ski town for hipster douche bags, wannabes and new money trash (celebrities included)but excluding celebrities like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell who are down-to-earth coolness. Here elderly men w/ botoxed blow up dolls vacation and re-locate here from Hollyweird, New York Shitty and Chicago. Most people are too busy sitting around listening to NPR or complaining about Dick Cheney conspiracy theories to even ski. The architecture is pretty though....you can thank the mining pioneers for that, oh wait they're gone so maybe not.
Girl 1: Aspen doesn't even feel like Colorado, that old women's face is pulled tighter than that douche's skinny jeans.
Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.
Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.
by yowwwwyes December 6, 2018
A wonderful boy who will change the world in his own way! Kind and loving. If you know an Aspen you are lucky and must protect him at all cost! He is brave and knows what he wants.
by Happyturtle May 20, 2021
Aspen is someone who's funny and bright. They love doing artsy stuff, and are usually into 'cringe' stuff. They're probably a gaybo, and maybe a furry. They are kinda lazy, but have lots of cool ideas for many things. They d a lot of art painting, drawing sculpting, etc and are really good at it.
by shaftlicker3000 April 16, 2023
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