Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.

If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.

by anonymous November 28, 2020

Applesauce

A pure boy

"Oh. Hey, Applesauce! Wanna get ice cream later?"

by fancy-teacup August 25, 2019

Applesauce

Something you usually eat as a little kid

Taylor: Remember back when our moms used to pack us applesauce in our lunch bags?
Jesse: Lol ye, brings back childhood memories
*Taylor and Jesse proceed to crack open some applesauce with the boys*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2022

Applesauce

An apple puree with organic apples and ascorbic acid.

Sofia loved to make her famous Applesauce filled cupcakes.

by Sollyano November 3, 2022

Applesauce

a cum stick where you grab it by its cock then suck on it and be like UUUUUUUUUUUUUpoooo

I eat applesauce on my cock

by ballsackplayer22 December 28, 2020

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

Applesauce Log

A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable

My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!

by Plumber mark July 23, 2024