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Andres

Does the tornadoe twist
Andres is Elijah’s brother and there both fat
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Andres is a poo poo head and I'm really surprised anyone would like him to be honest. He's a broke bitch and sucks too much dick at times. Andres, you a hoe.
Andres is a hoe.
by That_guy_queefilous December 2, 2017
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Andres' are one of the most caring and funniest people to hang around with.Andres' are also very handsome.It is easy for him to make friends and enemys. Andres' are also known for being so stupid,but as stupid as they are they also don't like to get into to much trouble. Andres' make great boyfriends because of their loyalty,caring and respectful personalitys,and almost never lies to anyone. Andres' are highly approachable, but are douches when mad which is a really hard thing to do. Anyone who has an Andres' as a friend or a boyfriend are some lucky people.
Lucky you have an Andres.
by Jefferson weenie March 7, 2017
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A dick. Nothing more, nothing less, just a selfish asshole who only thinks for himself and will always be unloved
Wow, have you seen Jeremy recently? He's been acting like a real Andres.
by nibbakillaforthehoes October 4, 2017
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An Andres has a great personality. He is kind and loyal. It’s normally a Spanish name. They have a greater smile. He’s more into dark haired girls. He’s a stud. Good at most sports. Loves soccer and basketball. And he’s very good in bed with the ladies.
Andres is very nice.
by Novicki May 8, 2018
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Andres is a person who is gay. He had a girlfriend before but they broke up. He wants to fight a guy who got with his girlfriend. His name name is Ethan. He shows off Andres' girlfriend. That's why they broke up because Andres is gay. He also likes to be called a faggot.
Andres is a faggot.
by Nick Philip November 28, 2018
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Andres is a man with a very large 2.374 inch penis that gets the ladies going. He's sexy with his beautiful Brazilian ass and sexy sleek Colombian chest. Andres has a gorgeous face that even makes Stephen Hawking go running for his money He is an Alpha unlike some people named Luka which are considered Beta's by many clans.
Damn that nigga got a phat ass must be an Andres
Damn what a cute ass face must be Andres
by penisniggawithdoubleAcock April 5, 2019
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