Agnostic 

1. A belief something (such as a deity) is unknowable.

2. An ignoramus that conflates facts and opinion, has little understanding of linguistics/etymology, and thinks it's modest whilst stereotyping.

"""Agnostic""": "Unlike you idiots, we agnostics don't care about religion."
Atheist: "That's apatheism."

Agnostic by I Don'tCare September 9, 2019

Agnostic 

People who do not want to commit to a religion or atheism, but realise religion is for idiots and pedophiles.

So they become pussy atheists.

"I've decided I'm agnostic because I don't want to believe my relatives fucked chimpanzee's"

Agnostic by DikinBalz September 14, 2014

agnostic 

according to Stephen Colbert in I Am America (So Can You) it's means you are an atheist without balls if you're agnostic.

according to ME, being agnostic is being an atheist without balls.

Guy#1: Hi I'm a christian spreading the word.
Guy#2: Hi, i'll listen to you because i'm agnostic and i don't have a supreme being to believe in yet.

agnostic by robofunk_betch! August 26, 2008

Agnostic 

A person who doesnt really belive in divinity but uses agnosticism as a means of insurance so she/he wont go to hell if it does exsist.

Danny Durko was an agnostic

Agnostic by Wyatt Schrepel April 2, 2007

agnostic 

One who cannot make up their mind and just choose a religion

Often calls people who have chosen a faith (or to be athiest) as ignorant

Indecisive zealots

We know you're agnostic, now stop calling me a sheep

agnostic by Jack Volpe February 7, 2009

agnostic 

one who thinks he is atheist

"i'm agnostic i do not believe in a god"

agnostic by gahhhhhhhh January 29, 2009

Agnostic 

Basically an Atheist , but with less fucks given.

"What religion are you?"
-"I am agnostic."
"So atheist but without giving any fucks?"
-"Yes"

Agnostic by leptir3 March 12, 2018