Apocalypse Please

first song on the album, "Absolution", by Muse an English Rock/Pop band that has recently become popular in the U.S.
The song Apocalypse Please is about the end of the world and that the people of the world should "change the course of history." The song could even be in reference to world leaders "wanting" the end of the world.
World leaders's actions make it seem as if they would say, "apocalypse please"
by emasame November 03, 2006
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The Yahoo Apocalypse

The Yahoo Apocalypse has started be aware that people aren't as interested as answering your questions like they used to. Be very aware sport, your becoming less important to the public. It's because of the pigeons that this whole mess started. Now I don't quite understand the problem, really nothing to worry about everything is gonna be fine, yes yes don't fear it's just the fact that your now less important to me. That's right I don't care what questions you have.
Yeah now you feel sad, now you and a bunch of other people have just tasted the Apocalypse, that the pigeons have started. Yes I'm talking about those demons that don't fly away when your near them, that's simply because they don't fear us. Now don't go blaming yahoo...I can't afford to get sued. Its the pigeons that you should blame! We will all die if we don't stand up and say NO MORE, I'm not gonna sit there while you walk around me corrupting my internet, NO SIR!
PLEASE! won't you come stand with me because in front of those covered in pigeon poo cars will be me. Yes I'm not a stranger, no I don't mean any danger, and yes I want to be a Texas ranger. So get up now, yes you with the key board but down your mouse, stop doing your paper work and spend some time with your kids. The Apocalypse is coming baby! I just want you to be ready, yes you in the blue shirt your my closest friend...
The Protector Is Here No need To Fear

sources:Me...you couldn't get this anywhere else
by Quincy Wolfe/REAL NAME! October 03, 2011
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Cultural Apocalypse

The destruction of an aesthetic value system.
When someone like Kanye West makes the cover of Time magazine's "The World's 100 Most Influential People" (April 2015 issue) ... society has officially reached a cultural apocalypse.
by Skylar01 April 17, 2015
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Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.
On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.
by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 19, 2021
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Cock apocalypse

To sleep with an ex or numerous exs in one night after a long period of time. Knowing it's a bad idea.
Leslee: Dude I slept with my ex after 6 years.
Daniel: Dude thats been a long time coming!
Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.
by dawoods October 21, 2018
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Apocalypse-posting

When someone posts in their journal, blog, MySpace, etc... so much that it seems like they believe the world is coming to an end and they won't be able to post EVARGAIN.
"Dude, quit apocalypse-posting. You're flooding my friends list!"
by hilikusss February 18, 2009
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Noob apocalypse

When a Tom of new players join your game and asks you questions that make you feel awkward.
(An example of a noob apocalypse)
1Noob:how do you play? /you: well you ju-
3Noob :how can I win? /you:umm you just

need t—
3Noob:how do you get those items? /you: ;-;
by Fnaftail28 March 13, 2019
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