ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.

ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker

by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018

hitchhiker

another word for a tampon

i need to stop by walmart and get a superpack of hitchhikers

by kada1993 July 26, 2007

Hitchhiker

Someone you know nothing about but you become friends

Me and Joe started to go to the same school this year, he became a hitchhiker of mine when we started to hang out during lunch.

by OhMyLord911 January 14, 2021

Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.

Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.

by Toast9150 June 26, 2025

Hitchhike

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.

I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.

by LazyRooster March 8, 2024

hitchhiked

when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.

person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”

person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”

person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”

by hitchhikee April 28, 2025

fancy hitchhiker

Sticking your thumb in someone's butt and wiggling it around.

He screamed with pleasure as I gave him a fancy hitchhiker.

by Silverlining March 8, 2015