october 22

slap a nigga named timothy national holiday

boy: hey isn’t it october 22?
other boy: oh yeah it’s slap timothy day

by hdkdndjsndb123 October 21, 2019

October 22

give your girlfriend/boyfriend EXTRA attention today ❤️

boy: babe i love you so much

girl: awe i love you too, but why’d you say that out of nowhere?

boy: it’s October 22

girl: you’re so cute!

by rosalineposie October 21, 2019

October 22

On this day you can throw best friend or friends in front of a bus

I will throw mr.grinch in front of a bus on October 22

by Mr.santa October 21, 2019

October 22

October 22 is No Homo Day

Hey it’s October 22, wanna no homo day pass?
Seleven raven btw

by selevennravennn October 21, 2019

October 22

legends are born in on 22 October

Me: What date is it?

Friend: October 22
Me: Oh man is my birthday

or

me: mom, u know what day is it?

mom: idk
me: search on urban dictionary

mom: I didn't find anything

by imnotevenahuman October 20, 2019

October 22

National unground your child day.

Child: Mum look at the date, it’s october 22.

Mother: Looks like I have to unground you.

by kikibooboo October 21, 2019

October 22

October 22 is the day to TOUCH her in ANY place you want. It could be a light soft touch OR an hard touch

October 22 go get em boys

by Thiccy ninki in the club😂 October 18, 2019