The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.
Shrek is mine
by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020

by swimmers0115 October 15, 2019

The lord of communism, the greatest living in the universe and everyone simps for him. No one can compare to his greatness. He is running for president and his vice president will be phill swift. Shrek is god, shrek is life, SHREK IS SHREK.
All hale shrek!
by BIG POGGERS DUDE November 11, 2020

by Cool humannn January 23, 2023

An all powerful being,
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.
by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020

by ImAlreadyTracerGirl December 23, 2018

A master piece and if you call it otherwise you are probably a living stone cus that oger is a masterpiece
by Memerboiiiiiiii April 28, 2021
