An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019
Get the Shrek mug.A ogre whos also part monke and has frand called donke. He likes to eat humans. He is a god and rank 4th in coolest people in the world. He is also a lil thicc due to ogrey.
by Shrekness March 24, 2022
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Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.
Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019
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by ShrekuDeku September 17, 2020
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